February 2011
nobranopanties-deactivated20110 asked: if i saw you walking down the street i'd literally rip your pants off and suck your dick right there and then
Well campus is closed tomorrow.
thank god because I didn’t do my homework.
January 2011
wallflour asked: CAUSE BABY YOU'RE A FIREEEEEEEEWORRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKK COME ON SHOW EM WHAAAAAAAAAAAT YOU'RE WORRRRRRRTHHHHH MAKE EM GO AHH AHH AHHH AS YOU SHOOT ACROSS THE SKY SKY SKY
doublesevens asked: If worst comes to worst, just buy milk and chocolate syrup or something.
mamaolympias asked: Your CVS has chocolate milk?! WTF. I work at one and we don't sell it. Boo. :[
When I'm browsing tumblr at school
and something thought it would be funny to post a picture of a man sucking his own dick. awkward.
MAJOR FUCKING DILEMMA.
and i’m not talking about Nelly and Kelly Rowland.
I NEED CHOCOLATE MILK BECAUSE I AM COMPLETELY OUT. I DON’T GET OUT OF CLASS FOR ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF, AND THE GROCERY STORES WILL BE PACKED BECAUSE THERE IS GOING TO BE AN ICE STORM TONIGHT.
I AM SO UPSET, I’M GOING TO PUT ON JAMES BLUNT’S “YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL” AND DRINK BLEACH UNTIL I MY STOMACH LINING...
Firework by Katy Perry is stuck in my head.
this would be a good time to commit suicide.
bmf10 asked: Why comes you gotta ruin the plot??
bear-claw asked: i actually just watched this tonight. i only liked the parts of when they first meet and fall in love...the rest was just...ugh. sad to me. but then again that is what happens when you and your bf stay together because you get knocked up.
Why Blue Valentine was terrible:
It was long and boring.
Imagine a film about a young couple with young couple problems that grows old (and by grows old, i mean like “5 years later”) and starts to fall out of love. Uhm, that’s it.
A little sex. No plot. No storyline. No action. It was dull. I wasn’t sure what I was supposed to get out of it. It just ended, and I was like, “well ok on to the next...
Things I've done today instead of homework:
Slept until 3pm
Made eggs, bacon, sausage, and toast
Watched Blue Valentine (which was an awful movie)
Downloaded and listened to (twice) Olafur Arnalds’s entire discography
Sat outside and smoked for 20 minutes
Took a 30 minute shower
Called my mom
Cleaned out my e-mail inbox
Watched the news
Ate about 20 different times
Skyped
Took 2 mini naps
Browsed tumblr
Day well spent....
Get the fucking Pro Bowl off TV. I want to watch...
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As each day passes, I find myself caring less and...
poisonparadise asked: I actually posted that picture that someone linked you to, on my blog like almost a year ago, jokingly saying "wow tumblrisforlulz is looking good". It got a ton of notes and some hilarious shocked commentary. Everyone believed it (not my intention, i thought it was obviously a joke). I got so many ask messages asking "How did you get that pic of him?"
I wish I...
I wish I...
thomaspatrick-deactivated201103 asked: RAVEN SYMONE
themakermakes asked: YOU!
unturned asked: What was the personality quiz you took?
Oh, btw, Olafur Arnalds was amazing. Go see him if...
I took this lame personality quiz last night, and...
“You feel worn out, physically and mentally. Recently the going has been tough and it looks as if there is still a considerable way for you to go before you can see the light at the end of the tunnel. If only you could put a protecting wall around yourself and cut yourself off from the rest of the world - be it even for only a little while - how wonderful it would be, but you can’t -...
Drunk Tumbling 101
mmmcody asked: do you think this looks at all like you, or is it just me?
http://i52.tinypic.com/20rs4du.jpg
http://i52.tinypic.com/20rs4du.jpg
crayolaoctopus asked: I showed my mom the I Blame Coco song you did the middle finger dance to, and she's obsessed. She works out to it everyday and plays it on repeat. But I have to say I'm not even sick of it yet!
Also what's your last.fm username?
Also what's your last.fm username?
midwestmanners asked: oh for sure, the nice grades and laziness are an advantage of professors being all up in your business but at the same time there's a lot more disadvantages...creepy, uncomfortable, unwanted disadvantages. do you know how awkward it is to turn down a kiss? FROM YOUR PROFESSOR?!
i am apparently not very good at recognizing people, let alone having the nerve to approach someone...
i am apparently not very good at recognizing people, let alone having the nerve to approach someone...
midwestmanners asked: awe, i do feel sorry for him also, but at the same time i am always alone so i'm sure people at school are like omg that girl has no friends but her macbook!
i'm majoring in painting and minoring in fine arts/fart history. the thought of dropping out/transferring sounds straight up lovely right about now. i loathe herron, it is the spawn of all evil and some of my professors hit...
i'm majoring in painting and minoring in fine arts/fart history. the thought of dropping out/transferring sounds straight up lovely right about now. i loathe herron, it is the spawn of all evil and some of my professors hit...
That time a black man came up to me and in a...
Why did I listen?
He proceeded with, “you look like you’re a liberal. you seem like a cool dude.”
my face:
Then, “So I’m not some crazy black guy, I promise. I’m a journalist. I locked my keys in my car at the Days Inn down the street. I called the police, but they said they won’t come unless it’s an emergency. I called a towing company in...
badly-drawn asked: http://i54.tinypic.com/30bil3s.jpg
midwestmanners asked: the guy that works in the library at school who dresses like a nerd EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. ...do you ever feel this urge to approach him and just snap his suspenders?! if you don't know who i'm talking about or are magically friends with him then we can pretend this never happened -__-
anaesthetist asked: You may have mentioned this numerous times before on here, but what are you studying?
The only thing standing between me and total...
You know what's more fun than homework?
everything
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My evening in poem form
Woke up at 11:30pm from the sounds of sirens
Heard there was a fire on the next block
Went outside
Watched fire for 20 minutes
Drunk, homeless lady started talking to me
Actually, yelling to me
Died inside
Fire made me hungry
Walked to my car
Went to Taco Bell
Now, homework
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meow-chelle asked: THE HONEY DIJON KETTLE CHIPS ARE THE GREATEST THINGS I'VE EVER HAD IN MY MOUTH.
destroyer asked: Those chips are so good. Did you try the other flavors?
